Monday, October 14, 2013

Which do YOU like? Shaving or Waxing????



We kicked our month of frightful Halloween fun off with two movies from opposite ends of the spectrum… Our advice… don’t let them take your friend to the morgue alone and watch out for razors!

Movie #1:  Sweeney Todd (2007, Tim Burton, with Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter)


My Johnny finally earned a Golden Globe for this performance and impressed me with his singing.  There are classic Tim Burton touches all throughout this movie—the bits of vibrant color amongst a faded sepia-toned background. Odd characters that, if at all possible, Burton made even odder.  This was originally a London “urban legend” that became a popular Penny Dreadful (for you non-literature majors out there, that’s popular Victorian stories, mainly salacious horror, published weekly for a penny), then a theatre production ending up on Broadway starring Angela Lansbury in the Mrs. Lovett part.   Short version—average barber and his family… barber is wrongfully imprisoned, festers a need for vengeance for decades, then becomes a psychotic homicidal maniac slicing throats.  To add a bit more lusciousness to this macabre story… his neighbor uses the corpses to provide meat filling for her famous pies.  There is a tragic twist at the end that I shall refrain from detailing for anyone who may want to see this for the first time.  This is a musical, so while the story itself is just deliciously (pardon the pun, but actually it’s pretty good…) horrific, the music does help lighten that.   (However after seeing this in the theater release, my friend was able to scare the living daylights of his wife for a solid two weeks by sneaking up behind her with a butter knife!)

What we liked:  1. The chemistry between Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett (Johnny and Helena)—they really were good together.  2. The “cannibalism song”…. You’ll know it when you hear it!  3.  That Mrs. Lovett's hairdo is actually Helena Bonham Carter's normal, everyday hairstyle.  4. Alan Rickman and Timothy Spall.... those two actors can really pull off creepy villains.

Sponsors:    The Tuesday Night Movie Nuts would like to acknowledge and thank Karo Syrup for the production of this movie.  Without their support, the gallons of spurting blood released by Sweeney’s hand would not be possible.  Karo Syrup… good for everything from pancakes to candy brittle to fake blood. (This is a fact… Tim Burton used corn syrup dyed with orange food coloring for all the blood.)

Little Known Facts: I was Mrs. Lovett for Halloween 2008, complete with Victorian dress (made myself), crazy hair, and rolling pin!

Ratings:  Jason 4, Kathy 3, Me…3.5


Movie #2:  House of Wax (1953, with Vincent Price)


Oh my!  This is a classic.  Of course, after watching Sweeney Todd,  this was a bit…. Tame.  Although, we are adamant not to judge all movies alike because they aren’t.  You, my friends, know this.  So therefore, in the spirit of seeing a film for what it was at the time it was created, we look at House of Wax.  We begin with a brilliant and eccentric artist.  His sculptures are exquisite, yet his partner just wants a return on his investment.  There’s arson, insurance fraud, wretched deformity, lost masterpieces… AND THEN—bodies start disappearing from morgues.  A new wax museum opens.  Well, you see where this is going, right?  I think that this is more of a suspense movie than actual “horror”.  It’s also very reminiscent of Phantom of the Opera, if you’re familiar with that story.  Jason was a little disappointed because the biggest “thrill” was more towards the first half of the movie, and based on all the previews and things for this movie, it looks like there’s more “horror” involved than is actually presented, although for the time this was probably fairly shocking given the inferno scene at the beginning and the potential waxing of a live, naked woman at the end (nakedness implied not actually shown).

What we liked:  1. This is classic Vincent Price, and he’s elegantly creepy as always. 2. The fire scene.

Ratings:  Jason 3, Kathy  4, Me …3

**Note... I'm doing this a week after we saw these, and I think I have Jason's ratings right.  Any misquoted ratings are my faulty memory.

1 comment:

  1. Alan Rickman is creepy. (no disrespect intended to Alan Rickman)

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