Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Crypts, Comedies, and Choirs


Been lazy about posting, but we have still been watching movies every week.  Over the next few posts, I’ll be trying to catch y’all up to speed!

January 22nd—an eclectic duo of features
Movie #1:  Tales from the Crypt (1972, with Joan Collins, Peter Cushing)

Before the popular tv series started, this movie appeared in theaters.  At the beginning stages of the modern horror genre, this film is segmented into 5 stories with each centered around a specific character.  The catalyst for this is that each of the 5 characters wind up together in a cave with a monk or soothsayer of some sort (the Crypt-keeper)  who reveals to them their evil deeds.   The stories are told through flash-forwards in order to show each one what their fate holds.  The stories involve greed,  desperation, and cruelty.  It’s definitely interesting to see what lengths one human being will go to in order to harm another—or simply the very cold, disinterested contempt for another person.  This one is a little dated, but then, this is the early ‘70s after all.  Cheesy fashions…melodramatic acting…horrible effects.  But despite that, it’s an intriguing look at the capabilities of the human soul when it bends to evil.

What we liked:  The 300 bottles of red fingernail polish they used for blood in this movie.

 Ratings:  Jason 3.5; Kathy 2.5; Me 3

Movie #2:  Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986, with Blythe Danner, Jonathan Silverman, Judith Ivey)

Taking a complete detour from the Crypt, this movie was a bit more light-hearted.  A period piece that serves as somewhat of a veiled biography for Neil Simon, this movie reflects the life of a Jewish family in the late 1930s living in New York.  If you love Ralphie and his family in A Christmas Story, then you really need to see this movie.  This movie is very similar in its format of “nostalgic and tongue-in-cheek coming of age vignettes” and is told through the teenager addressing the audience like in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (‘nother great movie!).  It is hilarious.  You’ve got the overcrowded Jewish household complete with widowed aunt and her children which causes untold burdens for teenage Eugene’s mother (although she is certainly the queen of complaints—“But I don’t mind.  They’re family.  It’s my duty.”  Poor Eugene is trying to navigate the rigors of adolescent manhood with the help of his older brother’s worldly experience and wisdom.  Eugene’s antics create most of the storyline with the other family members rounding out the picture of American life pre-WWII.   Heart-warming.  Funny as hell.  Excellent portrayals of the quintessential Jewish family.  Your stomach’s gonna hurt from laughing so much—Surgeon General’s Warning for you.

What we liked:  Blythe Danner as the mother.  She was fabulous.  And the end… when poor Eugene finally gets his dearest wish….you didn’t really think I’d tell you, did you?  That would spoil it for you!  (And I do not believe in spoilers.  So not fair.)

Ratings:  We all gave it 4s.  Excellent feel-good comedy.


January 29th—a classic 80s comedy and a newbie (we don’t watch many of those!)
Movie #1:  Pitch Perfect (2012, with Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow, Rebel Wilson)

This is one of the rare times that we have a movie that none of us have ever seen previously.  The best way to describe this movie is Glee meets Bridesmaids.  Beca (Anna Kendrick of Twilight Saga fame) is a freshman in college and looking for a way to “get involved” to satisfy her father’s demands that she experience all that college has to offer.  Enter the a cappella singing clubs.  She finds herself sucked into the Barden Bellas, an a cappella group that seems more like a sorority than a glee club.  You’ve got overinflated egos, fierce competition, ridiculous ceremonies and rituals, and a girl called “Fat Amy” (Rebel Wilson).  Lots of crude humor and absolutely spectacular music.  Now granted, this movie has some faults (one of them being character development), but then, no one has ever named this as an Oscar-contender either.  It serves its purpose which is to make you laugh.  And laugh we did.
**Warning:  If you have a sensitive gag reflex—there are 2 heinous projectile vomit scenes.  They were pretty gross—I had to turn away.

What we liked:  The singing—excellent.  And—the little nerd gets his shot in the end.  Perfect.

Ratings:  Jason  3.5; Kathy 4;  Me  3.5

Movie #2:  Weekend at Bernie’s (1989, with Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser)

Most folks have seen this movie.  Even me, who was sheltered from such “trash” as a child, I’ve seen it.  Jason, who has seen way more movies than I have, had never seen this movie.  Therefore, we had to correct this failing.  Picture it:  New York City, 1989.  (I always loved when Sophia did that in Golden Girls, didn’t you!)  Two young accounting yuppies stumble upon multiple payouts from their insurance firm on bogus accounts.  Thinking they’ll be the toast of the company, they inform their boss, Bernie.  Now here’s the tricky part—Bernie’s in with the mob, and these idiots have just unveiled the money-laundering scheme.  Enter the contract hit on the two morons by Bernie.  Except—wait for it—the mob puts out their own hit on Bernie (apparently he’s a loose end).  Fast-forward-----everyone ends up at Bernie’s house in the Hamptons for the weekend.  The mob has killed Bernie, the boys are trying to pass Bernie off as alive, and the entire population of the Hamptons villages is partying at Bernie’s house.  The whole movie is slapstick comedy revolving around dead Bernie, the mob hitman returning to finish his job, and the boys trying not to get caught. 

Trivia Tid-bit (cause it’s cool):    The house used in this movie was not in the Hamptons.  It was actually built on a state park at Bald Head Island, North Carolina!!!!  There is a clear shot of the Bald Head Island lighthouse in one of the pier scenes.  Because the area is a state park, no vehicles were allowed on the island—hence the golf carts in the movie!  Last thing—the pier used to get into the boat is located in Wrightsville Beach beside the Harbor Island drawbridge.   How awesome!

Ratings:  Jason 2; Kathy 2; Me 2.5   (It’s an ‘80s comedy, not Gone with the Wind)

Stay tuned for another post tomorrow to catch you up!

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